So la da di da di, we like to party, 

Dancing with Miley

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sylviaplth:

the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right

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i-need-the-pie-bitch:

i-need-the-pie-bitch:

my brother once accidentally locked himself in a dog cage and starting snapchatting photos for help till my mum and dad had to drive over and free him

did I fail to mention my brother is a 25 year old man

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meladoodle:

the nudes are leaking again? god damnit call the plumber mom

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jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the frick

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

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evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll

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