zizino:

friend: u high?
me: *reacts 10 seconds later* the fuck? no bitch

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olliekirkland:

you are the dancing queen

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rnackenzie:

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you

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elphabaoftheopera:

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

same

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rosaparking:

chrispymoir:

rosaparking:

BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE

You’ve never seen balls, have you?

I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO

(via gnarly)

    Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
    Skin: Do you tan easily?
    Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
    Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
    Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
    Tongue: What was in your last meal?
    Windpipe: Do you sing?
    Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
    Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
    Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
    Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
    Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
    Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
    Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
    Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
    Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
    Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
    Back: Are you a virgin?
    Hips: Do you like to dance?
    Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
    Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
    Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
    Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
"
  1. Learn to put on your bracelets and zip up your dresses by yourself. There will be times when you will be alone.
  2. Get on a long plane ride. Look out the window. Understand the immensity of our world. Understand your insignificance. Understand your absolute importance.
  3. Press the send button. If you don’t say it now, you never will.
  4. Do not sneer at happiness or roll your eyes at sadness. Be aware that apathy is not healthy.
  5. You are more than the amount of people who want to have sex with you.
  6. That pit in your stomach when he doesn’t text you back, it shouldn’t be there. No one should be able to control you like that.
  7. Shopping is cathartic. Buy the shoes and deal with one-ply toilet paper for a while.
  8. It will get better, but it will never be perfect. Learn to live through the small moments of happiness. When they disappear, remember they will resurface.
  9. I promise that cookie will not change anything (except that it will make you smile).
  10. Please, please, take care of yourself. You are everything to somebody. You are everything to your self. That alone is enough.
"
- things to remember, n.m. (via owlsandwinter)

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